This is not my ceiling
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
