I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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