"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He shit in the fireplace
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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