I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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