At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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