I swear she didn't look like that last week.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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