She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
