you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He felt like a one man threesome
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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