My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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