Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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