I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm bleeding and have questions
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
