I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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