some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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