..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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