if you like me you must not know who I am
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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