Yo dont text me then not text me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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