I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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