Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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