You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Shame is for Republicans.
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