I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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