So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
