can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I will pee on everything he values.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If I die, sorry about rent.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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