Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My vagina is officially offended.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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