Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My breasts were aching with rage.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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