And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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