I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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