gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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