Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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