dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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