They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Randomize
