I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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