So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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