If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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