You can't motorboat a personality
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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