8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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