he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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