He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize