I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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