Sry I called you an 8
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
