Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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