My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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