I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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