Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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