Someone shit on the floor
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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