Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just pee around me
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Randomize