Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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