Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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