new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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