all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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