I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Soap is not a condiment
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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