and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
