yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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