Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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