no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
